I don't like The Weakest Link because of Anne Robinson.The obnoxious questions and stupid sayings are what spoil it. "You got 10 questions in a row right but someone banked too soon. who put the pooper in the scooper?"
"Alan, why Keith? Hold on Alan, you're ugly, why should we listen to you? Are you from Booormingham? Isn't everyone from Booormingham stupid Alan? You're stupid Alan, HAHAHAHA and I'm really great".
The uproar about Annes' anti-Welsh comments made me laugh though. I don't have anything against the Welsh. Its just that I like it when people get up in arms about trivial nonsense. Like the impending world war and global freezing.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I fell about laughing at the last paragraph, quite inspired my dear Milk! Top Notch!
On the subject of Welshness, I find my self strangely drawn to the charms of Magz (Saxondale, BBC2)- oggy oggy oggy
What is this mystical Saxondale that you talk of? Oi Oi Oi!
Oi for England!
Hey guys! Is my face ever red! I didn't mean it of course, it was just the drink talking. I'd like to offer you all this boxed set of all the Lethal Weapon movies as compensation at the bargain price of only £13.98 from Amazon UK. Hey don't thank me or nuthin!
Mel. You can yank me you can crank me... but don't you wake up and thank me!
Here's the full lyric ya'all ya'all.
YANK ME, CRANK ME
I need you, baby, like a dog needs a bone.
I need you, baby, like a man needs a home.
I need you, baby, like cloud needs a rain.
But I've got to have you 'cause you drove me insane.
I like your legs; they 're soft to the touch.
Wrapped around me, I like it so much.
I need you, baby, and a couple of friends.
I'll bring 'em 'round and we can do it again.
Well, you can yank me and you can crank me,
but don't you wake up and don't you try to thank me.
I need you, baby, like a dog needs a bone.
I think I got one of my own.
You can yank me and you can crank me,
but don't wake up and don't you try to thank me.
Here is the Robots of Def remix:
YANK ME, CRANK ME
I need you, baby, like a dog needs a bone.
I need you, baby, like a man needs a BEWOWWWWWWW.
I need you, baby, like cloud needs a rain.
But I've got to have you 'cause you drove me insane, insane, insane,insane, iiiiiiiiiinsane.
I like your legs; they 're soft to the touch.
Wrapped around me, I like it so much.
Seven, seven, eight, three....gzzzt. Eight, nine, two, four.
Well, you can yank me and you can crank me,
but don't you wake up.
I need you, baby, like a dog needs a HEY YOU!
I think I got one of my own.
You can yank me, You can yank me, You can yank me, You can yank me
Ted and Robots of Def - I found your crank me offers inviting. I would be more than happy to do the same but it must be via a glory hole to preserve my anonymity.
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