The title says it all. Can any of you guys dance? I'm ok when I'm doing the hoovering round the house and listening to Eazee Mutha Phukkin' E'z - Nutz On Ya Chin. I can bust some funky moves. However when I get dragged on to the dance floor gravity increases thus making the legs impossible to move, the thumbs come up and the shame sets in. Whatever happended to all the great hoovering/Eazee E moves? Wank.I was going to end it there but I think I know why. They don't play Nutz On Ya Chin or the Beasties - Intergalactic at anything I go to. It's more likely to be Shania Twain's catchy yet shit Man, I Feel Like a Woman.
Public service announcement. Things not to do:
- Flailing your arms.
- Jumping up and down (I do this).
- Screaming "Woooo!" while moving.
4 comments:
Anytime I have been dancing on the 'tanz floor' I like a big useless twit, come to think about it I am a big useless twit all the time...............bollocks!
It's tough out there on the dance floor. You either have a great time and make a tit of yourself. Or sit on on your arse all night and have a crap time. If there is booze I always end up dancing like a twat. I prefer just to stay in now and hate every one and every thing... it's the safest option.
Hope I didn't make any spelling mistakes in this comment!
drink fuelled dancing is the only way to go, the loss of inhibitions and being oblivious to spectators and other dancing arseholes - only people like Hep To The Jive can dance properly, apparently
If only the stiff legged, thumbs up dance came into fashion. I would be a hero on the dance floor.
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