Isn't it annoying hearing these words from a workmate "God, don't you hate it when there's nothing to do". Errr no I don't, I love it! Getting paid to do nothing is brilliant. This isn't your company you moron. You aren't going to benefit from increased profits. Relax. Look out of the window. Make a start on writing that novel.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
The workmate with no brain.
Isn't it annoying hearing these words from a workmate "God, don't you hate it when there's nothing to do". Errr no I don't, I love it! Getting paid to do nothing is brilliant. This isn't your company you moron. You aren't going to benefit from increased profits. Relax. Look out of the window. Make a start on writing that novel.
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Equally, the skiving git can also be a pain. They never do a thing and get away with it. While you or I get a written warning for taking an extra minutes break once a week.
What about the skiving git who spends his time in the stationary cupboard making girl's drinks like a Squash Strawberry Alley Cat, or the other skiving git who spends his time in the stationary cupboard having a bit of how's your father with the strawberry blonde from accounts!
What about a Chocolate Choo Choo? It's a girl drink. Tastes like candy.
How about the employee of the year that spends all his time busily clattering away on this keyboard to the admiration of all only to find out he has been spending his time messenging 'friends' on the Big Birdz And Anal Friends encounters website!
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