I receive emails that make me feel like screaming at the sender. Here's an exampleWORDS OF WISDOM
1.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead, do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow, do not walk beside me either, just leave me the hell
alone.
2.When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always a negative
one.
3.The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
4.(I'll stop the example there. There are usually about 20 of these statements at the very least.)
Someone read that and went to all the effort of sending it to me. I stare at my monitor as if the message read "I sent you this because I hate you. p.s I am going to shove some dogshit through your letterbox later on, I'm not joking."
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Nothing more shite than those chain emails such as "blah, blah send this to 14 other friends and be guaranteed a lottery win, if you delete this without sending you will die a horrible death from Ebola haemorrhagic fever, blah blah" or "send this email onto to 12 other friends as this will allow positive energy to flow and you will instantly be rewarded - do not delete this because if you it will affect the world's starving millions, denying them food..."
Bollocks!
I was sent a real crappy one the other week. I was in the middle of saying, "What kind of moron thinks this is funny!". When a guy sitting near me drowned out my words with his bellowing laughter. Yes... he was laughing at the same moronic email.
Milk once pointed out to me that the people who forward these things act as if they had written them! "Did you read that email I sent you yet?". Morons.
The worst type of person is the who who act like they had composed the mail themselves AND stand over you until you read it. Your fake laughter and praise goes unnoticed.
I receive so many of those shitty 'good luck' or sad story chain emails that I delete them without opening the infernal crap; This is often a bad move because later (maybe hours or days later) you are grilled by the person who sent it, have you read that email I sent you yet? If you answer yes you are then questioned as to particular aspects of the email's content - I become flustered, convinced that the interrogator is testing as to whether indeed I am intimate with the contents of the shite.
Haggis, talking about that did you get that mail I sent you? The one about how men are better than women? You didn't write back straight away and say how good it was? Did you send it to 6 people that you know? If you deleted it by mistake I will re-send.
Another particular annoying thing about those emails is when people add the message "this is a good one" or "this is really funny". I feel like writing back "no it's not"
I did get the email and I sent it to 15 friends but deleted your comments as it made it appear as though it originated from myself. I also added my own chain email about the legless boy from Saracruse who will grow a new set of limbs if 80,000 people read the and pass on the email.
The other 'joke' / 'chain' emails are the ones sent twice or even three times to you, and usually be the same person and usually with the intro "This is a classic" Or Sooo funny.... If it is so f**king funny why can't you remember if you have heard it before!??
Another type of email goes along the lines of "Microsoft are using this mail for market research. They are tracking everyone that forwards it. If you forward it to 10 people they will send you £50". I sometimes cannot believe the people that send that to me, I have to blink. Do they really think that they are in with a change of £50? What is WRONG with them? It is so obviously a chain letter!!! YEEEAAAARGGH.
The microsoft ones are great. I remember being sent one that actually said if you send it to 4 or more people Microsoft will know and immediately send you $2,000. Some tit at work was signing up new email addresses for himself to increase his dividend! Twat!
Stop Cadburys salmonella shite being passed off as Curly Wurlies; please pass this onto to 7 friends.
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