Saturday, July 22, 2006

Quote me bappy, flappy, nappy, rappy...

elephant.co.uk yes elephant.co.uk that's elephant.co.uk, one more time, just so you don't forget elephant.co.uk. That is such an annoying advert. Some might say that it works because I remember it. Yes. But. The advert annoys me so much that I am never going to go with elephant.co.uk. Even if their insurance cost 1p!!!! So the stupid advert hasn't worked, has it? Ha!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about Admiral insurance - do they really expect us to believe that parrot is real!?

Anonymous said...

I bloody well am real and I'm better than that stupid elephant that elephant.co.uk use. He's crap. They need better graphics.

Anonymous said...

I recall the time when I featured each and every afternoon/evening on commercial television. It all went sour when eSure didn't go for my Death Wish / Insurance cross over. Relax its only a blog post!

Anonymous said...

Ha! even the admiral parrot has quoted the elephant.co.uk web address so it proves it works. That's elephant.co.uk, yes elephant.co.uk.

Milk said...

I don't get Michael Winner. What on earth is he all about?

Anonymous said...

Sir Milk
May I assist you:
I am a famous director of such movies as Death Wish, Lawman and Tarts On Acid III; I also had the privilege to advertise a series (directed by my goodself) of car insurance adverts for Esure

Milk said...

Michael Winner. Yes...but what are you all ABOUT?

Anonymous said...

I am a winner! I undertook my adverts without the need for props like inflated elephants, or plastic parrots!!

Clawhammer said...

The way Michael Winner flares his nostrils makes me think he has shit himself and wonders if anyone else can smell it. Hasn't he now been replaced by a mouse?

Anonymous said...

Isn't Winner another one who cannot pronounce his 'RRRS' a bit like Jonathon Ross?
Does that make them bum buddies??

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid you are correct Mr. Concerned. I saw them "together" in a public lav on Greenham Common a week last Tuesday. I was peeping through a glory hole in the adjoining cubicle, for research purposes only you understand

Anonymous said...

I am the former singer in the pop duo Whammed and would like to meet similar guyz into cottage life, feeling up gas workers and peering through glory holes. Must be a smoker with good sense of humour, willing to travel. P.O.Box 495

Milk said...

From Elephant.co.uk, yes, that's elephant.co.uk to Georgie Michaels and his glory hole hobbies in a few easy movies. and remember for all your car insurance needs go to http://www.georgiesgloryholes.com/

Anonymous said...

I say you chaps... just what is a glory hole?

Anonymous said...

Cecil, I believe it's either another name for a belly button, or something that you stick your cock through to get it sooked.

Anonymous said...

What's "sooked"?

Anonymous said...

Aw the grubby wee hauns went oot, an they aw sooked the Pan Drops.