Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Tea? Tea? Tea? Tea?

At der Rathaus I sit at a quadrant of desks. I don’t mind making tea for the person sitting next to me or the person opposite. However I don’t want to make tea for the person who sits opposite on the diagonal. Why would this be? It can’t be the actual person as I have recently moved desks and get the same feeling. I think I’m diagonalist.

Whilst I’m on the subject what is it with these people who make tea for the whole office. Tea? Tea? Tea? Tea? Would you like some tea? Tea? Tea? I’ll tell you what’s with them, they’re frikkin’ skivers that’s what they are.

3 comments:

Clawhammer said...

I personally hate making more than 3 cups of tea but this morning I ended up making 5, what a pain in the erse!

Löst Jimmy said...

Promoted to Head Tea-boy eh Claw?
Splendid! No such luxoury in my Factory, it's all automated one cap teabags and everyman for himself.

I am amused at the fat ladies who use no sugar-sweetners in their tea while scoffing two big cream cakes!

Löst Jimmy said...

Milk - I have watched offices full of the silly mares.

For example, take several ladies at teabreak reading their latest issue of Hot Celeb Gossip magazine which also happens to have top Celebrity diets......."oooh I must start this diet"

"Yessss, I tried that one by Fatama Whitbread, oooh you know the one, involving 3 weeks with eating only prunes, I lost 4 ounces".

Then minutes later, anyone like a chocolate?
"Ooh I shouldn't" (cackle, cackle) "hehe just this once"

JUST THIS ONCE!?