Today at work I had to move to another desk. My new desk had previously been occupied by a woman. It was a frakkin' disgrace. The monitor was covered in oily hand and finger prints. It was really bad, you could see the state of it from across the room. Yet no attempt had been made to clean it. Layers of dust covered everything. I immediatly rejected the keyboard and mouse that I inherited, they were covered in gloop from "the pie lady"'s wares. The phone and monitor looked like they had chewing gum stuck to them within the last 18 months. I found two manky nail files under the keyboard.... and get this, they belonged not to the recent occupent but the one before that! I actually broke into a sweat cleaning the area up with disenfectant! What is wrong with these people? One of my exes left a piece of fruit in their car. I was adamant not to clean it out. However it was going mouldy and I had to eventually remove it.
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Disgusting!
I have seen similar work-station abuse at my Factory. This 'lady' had left residue on the monitor and hard-drive from 100s of sticky gonks. But the gluey mess attracted hairs, dust, stale crumbs and unidentified foreign bodies. Coupled with the hair lined desk drawer it was a scene that put me right off my morning cake!
The shock horror part of the hair-lined desk was that I am sure that a wirey pubic hair was in there too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably the bird was storing her personal grooming implements in there!
Personally I blame reality television!
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