I’d like to enter Mastermind. My specialised subject would have to be nonsense. Magnus Magnusson is the host of choice.
Magnus: Milk, you scored 11 on the general knowledge round. In the second round, what is your specialised subject?
Milk: Nonsense
Magnus: Your specialised round, on nonsense, starts….now
Magnus: In the children’s television show, The Mr. Men. Mr Nonsense lived in a house that is the shape of a what?
Milk: GRAAA GRAAAA GRAAA.
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I detested Universally Challenged, I never liked it when Bambor Gasgoine was on it and even less with that voice of raisin, Paxman. There was something horribly pompous about the whole set up. Mind you what always puzzled me was how the one team got up to be floating above the other as there appeared to be no step ladder?
The long dark kring was a very silly thinG
he liked to voodle
she liKed to boodle
kRing-krang ptang,ptang,ptOong
Vom, your two minutes on The long dark kring starts....now. In which century did the long dark kring say "I did a part, of a schnart, it wasn't here, it wasn't thither"?
A loud fart eminating from the Mastermind chair would reverberate around the Beeb studio much, one imagines, to the delight of the viewing public?
The viewing public love farts. However if there was a follow through and sheng got on the chair, that would be a different story.
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